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 |  Subject: An Example of a BULLS*** Character Sheet that is UNACCEPTABLE - Xarin  Sat Jun 20, 2009 2:08 am | |
| Name:Koekon Age:18 Gender:Male Appearance:  Bio:this on chick came all up in Koeken's grill like" biach' so he was like "biach my chicken cold " and slaped her up side her weve. ever since, he ben slapin da beeches like a pimp til that one biach reheats his chicken. evry time he sees da hooes he be like"is my chicken re heated yet" and dern he slaap da hooe agn.He isangry at the world for his unreheated chicken. Alignment:Evil |
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Aeon
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| | Subject: Re: An Example of a BULLS*** Character Sheet that is UNACCEPTABLE - Xarin Sat Jun 20, 2009 3:37 pm | |
| Okay either this is obviously fake or you are the worst rper ever.
DENIED
I don't want to give reasons my head hurts now somebody else do it, I recommend Xarin he is better at insulting people then me. | |
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Daedran
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| | Subject: Re: An Example of a BULLS*** Character Sheet that is UNACCEPTABLE - Xarin Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:43 pm | |
| this is hilarious, but if you intend to do any kind of rping you're gonna have to fix this up. I'll leave xarin to bash the s*** out of this. | |
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Axis
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| | Subject: Re: An Example of a BULLS*** Character Sheet that is UNACCEPTABLE - Xarin Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:46 pm | |
| This topic is....LOCKED!!!
I do want Xarin to leave his comments. | |
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Xarin
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| | Subject: Away you foul demonic scourge from the wretched hatchlings of Satan!!! Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:48 pm | |
| ... ahem ... OMG WTF IS THIS PIECE OF S*** SUPPOSED TO BE? I ... have seen horribly written applications before ... but this ... this ... THIS MONSTROSITY! It is unlike any piece of flying camel dung-s*** I have EVER seen before. To Aeon, Daedran, and Axis: You didn't have to bring up my name in this. I probably would have torn the f***ing @$$ right off this sheet and shoved it right DOWN the damned throat of the idiot who wrote it. But if you want me to rant, criticize, and spew obsene comments ... THEN RANT I SHALL!"But: I am feeling quite 'nice' today, so I will only tear HALF of this application to oblivion, void, and DiZ and back again in a molecularily unstable volatile format that will, at best, serve to warn ANYONE WHO IS READING THIS OF THE HORRORS OF MY WRATH WHEN YOU DON'T READING THE GOD-dang BLOODY RULES!!!!!!!! Demonic Judgement: Start WARNING: The following passage will be of size 24 font and will contain various slanderous usages of profanity while also constructive criticisim. If you don't like the fact that someone is tearing something to all heck and back again while ranting like a madman in a sensible manner with vulgar language ... YOU BETTER SURE AS HECK READ THIS. CAUSE IF I FIND YOU DOING WHAT THIS GUY DID, I WILL CONDEMN YOU TO A LIVING Heck. If you want to read my criticisms, please click the spoiler ... warning, it may lag the page ... so if you have dial-up or incredibly bad internet at the moment ... best find a different mode of access and see it from there. - Spoiler:
Name: Your name is fine. Truely unique. HOWEVER, your failure to apply the epithet that was in the title to this portion of the application shows either a) Child-like mentality and memory or b)You came up with some to meet the required # of letters needed in a title.
WHEN WE ASK FOR A NAME ON THE GODDAMN BLOODY SHEET, WE WANT EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR NAME THAT YOU ARE/WERE/AND MAY BE REFERRED TO. THIS INCLUDES(If any): MIDDLE NAMES, LAST NAMES, EPITHETS, TITLES, RANKS, GENERATION DETERIMINANT NUMBERS SUCH AS "THE FIRST/SECOND/THIRD/ETC."
OH YES, AND THE INCORRECT SPELLING OF "Assasin" REALLY BOTHERS ME. ASSASSIN and ASSASSINATION ARE AMONG MY FAVORITE WORDS. IT IRRITATES ME TO SEE THEM MISSPELLED, ALONG WITH NUMEROUS OTHER LESSER WORDS. CONSULT A BLOODY DICTIONARY, OR, GOD[SHOULD HE EXIST] FORBID, SPELL CHECK!!! SPEEEEELLLL CHEEECK YOUR dang APPLICATION SO AS TO AVOID MINISCULE ERRORS THAT WILL BUG THE LIVING HECK OUT OF ME!
Appearance: Usage of an image is not forbidden and is generally done so by several members of this forum. HOWEVER, I HAVE A BIT OF A BONE TO PICK AT WITH IMAGE-ONLY APPEARANCES.
HONESTLY, PEOPLE, IS YOUR CHARACTER, CREATED BY YOUR OWN MIND AND DESIGNED BY YOUR CHOICE AND IN YOUR FASHION, REALLY GOING TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THE IMAGE YOU PRESENT? WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER OFF NOT TO COMPLETELY RIP AN IMAGE OFF? WHICH MEANS, IN ORDER NOT TO DO SO, YOU WOULD NEED TO PROVIDE AT LEAST!! A SENTENCE!!! YES, JUST A SENTENCE OF DESCRIPTION TALKING ABOUT DISTINGUISHING FEATURES(SCARS, TATTOOS, OR EVEN A MOLE, ETC.) THAT CONFIRMS THAT YOUR CHARACTER IS OF YOUR OWN CREATION AND THUS UNIQUE RATHER THAN FINDING AN IMAGE AND BASING YOUR CHARACTER OFF THAT IMAGE.
ORIGINAL CHARACTERS. WHERE, OH WHERE, IS THE ORIGINALITY IF YOU JUST TAKE AN IMAGE AND SLAP IT RIGHT THERE? I'M NOT AGAINST USING IMAGES, NO ... I THINK USING THAT AS VISUAL REFERENCE IS A WONDERFUL IDEA ... BUT THE LITERARY DESCRIPTION OF YOUR CHARACTER IS ALSO VITAL, SO JUST AN IMAGE ALONE MAY OR MAY NOT INVOKE MY WRATH ... UNLESS THAT WRATH IS RESTRAINED BY THE OTHER ADMINS.
Bio: No ... no, non, nay, nada, uh-uh, No Way Jose, Absolutely Not!
THIS ... IS PHAIL. YES! PHAIL
IT IS:
FAIL!! FAIL!! FAIL!! FAIL!! FAIL!! FAIL!! FAIL!! FAIL!! SAGE FAIL!! FAIL!! FAIL!! NO-BUMP FAIL!! GTFO FAIL!!!
WTF WERE YOU THINKING FAIL!!!! IDIOT FAIL!!!! PURE MORONIC AND INFANTILE, ABSOLUTELY SENSELESS AND ASININE, LUDICROUS AND FAGGOTRY-EXTREME ...PHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
The lack of ... BOTH ... proper spelling and grammar ... proves one of the three following statements:
A) This was done in a hurry, and thus with no revisions.
B) This was created by a 2nd grader who had access to this site, somehow, and also lived in a rather dreary household with abusive parents and family prone to profanity and lewd works of writing.
OR
C) THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS HAD HIS HEAD SO FAR UP HIS OWN GOD-FORSAKEN @$$HOLE THAT HE COULDN'T SEE WHAT THE **** HE WAS TYPING!!!!
I think option C fits this situation best. But that's just me.
Now then. The bio truely fits the REQUIREMENT of 3 or more sentences ... however. THAT is the ONLY good thing about it.
THIS IS COMPARATIVE TO SOMEONE, AFTER LEARNING MATH UP TO THE LEVEL OF ALGEBRA PROPERLY, SAYING THAT 1 + 1 = 7. THE GRAMMAR IS HORRIFYINGLY RETARDED, WITH NUMEROUS UNNECCESARY ERRORS THAT COULD HAVE BEEN EASILY CORRECTED HAD SOME TAKEN A BIT MORE TIME AND EFFORT. INCORRECTLY SPELLING MORE THAN 80% OF THE WORDS, AND USING A RATHER SPARSE VOCABULARY WILL GET YOU NO WHERE EITHER.
NOT ONLY DO THESE PROBLEMS EXIST ... BUT THE BIO FAILS TO SHOW OR EVEN EXPLAIN THE CHARACTER'S LIFE PRIOR TO WHENEVER/WHERE-EVER/AND HOWEVER THE CHARACTER IS ROLE-PLAYED IN THE FORUM. IT SHOWS A SINGULAR MOMENT OF THE CHARACTER'S PAST, BUT BEYOND THAT IT IS A CRUDE, PRIMATIVE, USELESS PIECE OF INFORMATION THAT DOES NOTHING BUT CONFUSE PEOPLE EVEN MORE. IT IS A WASTE OF SPACE, AND PERSONALLY I FEEL THIS ENTIRE TOPIC SHOULD BE DELETED.
BUT THIS TOPIC WILL REMAIN, AND FOREVER SERVE AS AN EXAMPLE TO ALL FUTURE MEMBERS WHO MAY OR MAY NOT READ THIS. THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF AN ENTIRELY UNACCEPTABLE CHARACTER SHEET.
So ... with all my ranting said, I will render MY final verdict upon this character sheet. DENIED, DISAPPROVED, DERAILED, DECOMPOSED, DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD. AND FAIL!!!!! GET OUT OF THIS FORUM AND FOREVER BE GONE FOUL DEMON!!!!!
BANNED/DELETED/PERMA-LOCKED
APPLICATION: F***ING DENIED!!!!!! | |
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