questions that have yet to be answered.

If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked or homeless?
Why do thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
Do penguins have knees?
If Goofy and Pluto are both dogs, why does goofy wear clothes?
How does I shot web?
Where's waldo?
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?
Is a fly without wings called a walk?

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